predunker
A girl that is so hot you would drag your balls along 50 feet of barbed wire just to finger fuck her shadow.
Carmen Electra is a predunker
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cloff prunker
1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially
cloff prunker by my cheese baby August 19, 2006
prerunner
a vehicle that is used primarily for the desert, typically these vehicles are two-wheel drive. A customized vehicle that can have the following: upgraded coilovers, long travel rear leafs, Deavers, long travel kit, uniball upper control arm, bed cage...etc.
Tony: I just got a new truck yesterday.
Kirsten: Are you going to do anything to it?
Tony: Yeah, I want to it make it into a prerunner, maybe a Camburg or a Total Chaos long travel kit...I wanna go fast on the desert.
Kirsten: Are you going to do anything to it?
Tony: Yeah, I want to it make it into a prerunner, maybe a Camburg or a Total Chaos long travel kit...I wanna go fast on the desert.
prerunner by Swear2God! April 24, 2008
Prerunner
Prerunner originally was the term used to describe any vehicle used to prerun an offroad course. Most race teams do not want to use their race car so they will use a prerunner to "pre-run" the course and mark hazards and practice. The definition has broadened to include daily driver trucks owned by race fans that have long traveled their trucks to be similar to race trucks or fully built race team prerunners.
Prerunner by whoopeater January 2, 2019
Podunker
Podunkers also known as “bubba” how they came to exist...Well little is known about the origins of the first podunkers. Legend has it that they were supposed to be in the garden of eden with Adam and Eve. But, they got drunk, beat each other up and were to stupid to find their way to where they were supposed to be. In between hang-overs, they sobered up and decided to stay where they were. They named it Wisconsin. Podunkers eventually fanned out across the united states, but the dumbest ones remain in Wisconsin simply because
A) They were to stupid to follow a map
B) They couldn't find a way to get their favorite bar to fit in the u-haul
C) In this there original domain they feel as if they had a “squatters rights” podunker queen and kings. Legends in their own brainless minds.
Then the podunkers huddled amongst each other...and decided what the poudunkers values and morals would be...Well, Podunkers do not like Mary Jane wanna smokers. Podunkers say it is “breaking the law” witch would carry some merit if most of them did not say it while driving drunk to the bar to buy an underage podunker cousin some alcohol. A podunker can sit in side his house with stolen stop sighs, rail road signs and ext....Drunk off his ass all the while telling his buddy that “pot heads” are stupid. They will down grade and talk bullshit about pot smokers...Sometimes they will do this with a beer in one hand and the other arm around the shoulder of a child molester or a rapist. Yes, they reason- He did probably do it but by God he did it with a clear head and wasn't all “buzzed” up from that there Mary Jane wanna...Thank God..Good to know he was tapped in to his good old boy morals. Oh yeah besides that she was a whore anyways...
What a podunker eats??? Anything and when drunk anyone.
Now how to spot a podunker...The male species have brown teeth and a bump on the bottom lip...also known as “chew”. All sport the same haircut, wear t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, big belt buckles and pants that come up to their arm pits...and that are so tight I can't help but to wounder..Where the fuck is the junk..God no wounder she-beast podunkers are so pissed off.
Oh yeah and they all wear a boot called “ropers”. They all feel special because they wear ropers....No one is smart enough to figure out that everyone even the grandma's are wearing them also. She-beast podunkers all wear their hair in pony tails. Most wear straight legged jeans reminisced of the seventies. They have been known to still were blue eye shadow, witch is confusing since they stopped making the stuff in 1979. The darker blue eye shadow upon closer inspection usually turns out to be a black eye/love tap from a he podunker when his bitch misplaces his prized ropers or when she forgets to stock the house with coors light.
She-beast podunk women are rarely seen smiling. An occasional “yee-haw” has been known to happen when Gretchen Wilson is heard singing “I'm a red-neck woman”.
Podunkers also pick their noses. Not uncommon to see a whole fist jammed in there.
When they do smile it is usually proceeded with a “fart”. Even if a podunker is smiling, approach them cautiously – rarely is it because they are happy. It's just because they are stupid.
You can also recognize a podunker when you hear the plaintive cry of “get er done”. Don't bother to ask what they are “getting done”...they don't have a fucking clue...That is all for now I shall be back after some more note taking.
A) They were to stupid to follow a map
B) They couldn't find a way to get their favorite bar to fit in the u-haul
C) In this there original domain they feel as if they had a “squatters rights” podunker queen and kings. Legends in their own brainless minds.
Then the podunkers huddled amongst each other...and decided what the poudunkers values and morals would be...Well, Podunkers do not like Mary Jane wanna smokers. Podunkers say it is “breaking the law” witch would carry some merit if most of them did not say it while driving drunk to the bar to buy an underage podunker cousin some alcohol. A podunker can sit in side his house with stolen stop sighs, rail road signs and ext....Drunk off his ass all the while telling his buddy that “pot heads” are stupid. They will down grade and talk bullshit about pot smokers...Sometimes they will do this with a beer in one hand and the other arm around the shoulder of a child molester or a rapist. Yes, they reason- He did probably do it but by God he did it with a clear head and wasn't all “buzzed” up from that there Mary Jane wanna...Thank God..Good to know he was tapped in to his good old boy morals. Oh yeah besides that she was a whore anyways...
What a podunker eats??? Anything and when drunk anyone.
Now how to spot a podunker...The male species have brown teeth and a bump on the bottom lip...also known as “chew”. All sport the same haircut, wear t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, big belt buckles and pants that come up to their arm pits...and that are so tight I can't help but to wounder..Where the fuck is the junk..God no wounder she-beast podunkers are so pissed off.
Oh yeah and they all wear a boot called “ropers”. They all feel special because they wear ropers....No one is smart enough to figure out that everyone even the grandma's are wearing them also. She-beast podunkers all wear their hair in pony tails. Most wear straight legged jeans reminisced of the seventies. They have been known to still were blue eye shadow, witch is confusing since they stopped making the stuff in 1979. The darker blue eye shadow upon closer inspection usually turns out to be a black eye/love tap from a he podunker when his bitch misplaces his prized ropers or when she forgets to stock the house with coors light.
She-beast podunk women are rarely seen smiling. An occasional “yee-haw” has been known to happen when Gretchen Wilson is heard singing “I'm a red-neck woman”.
Podunkers also pick their noses. Not uncommon to see a whole fist jammed in there.
When they do smile it is usually proceeded with a “fart”. Even if a podunker is smiling, approach them cautiously – rarely is it because they are happy. It's just because they are stupid.
You can also recognize a podunker when you hear the plaintive cry of “get er done”. Don't bother to ask what they are “getting done”...they don't have a fucking clue...That is all for now I shall be back after some more note taking.
Podunker by Gina Lea Helwig October 16, 2008
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Barack Obama
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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