Pedanker 

A non-elite Padel Tennis player, that thinks he is elite and takes the game way too seriously. Loud on court, full padel gear, often with long socks and often with face and hands pasted up to the glass wall while shouting how the opponents were lucky or how f'n good his shot was. They book all the available courts at prime times, so no-one else can play.

Jens is a pedanker, he'd rather play padel than fuck his wife.

Pedanker by Dan Dan Wordman March 10, 2024

Pedankeling 

When one's manhood dangles to the ankles.

Tyler is pedankeling, but Amaad isn't.
I hope he wears baggy jeans because that dude is pedankeling.
He can't wear shorts, he pedankles.

Pedankeling by Kerrah October 21, 2011

pedanter 

Pedantic banter

K got a lot of pedanter from pedants for subtle grammatical errors in her emails

pedanter by pastanoodle February 23, 2011