predictation

Measuring in ones mind the size of their sexual partners dick before it is presented.

After realizing how accurate her predictation was, Emily could not wait to have Johns cock inside her.

by Care-bare January 14, 2018

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

by newuser42 March 31, 2021

unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...

person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot

by love, kelly October 28, 2020

fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

predicktion

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.

Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011