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one who predicts the future; term derived from the movie "Minority Report"; can be used as an adjective and/or noun
Man, I'm precog! I knew you were really just an alien from the planet Jimeroo that liked to act like a bruno for the sake of fitting in. You're good. But I'm better. I'm precog.
precog by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
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pocket precog

Short for pocket precognition: (1) n. the experience of pulling your phone out of your pocket thinking that you felt it vibrate, finding that it did not, and putting it back in your pocket only to feel it vibrate for real; (2) n. a person having the gift of pocket precognition.
Martin pulled his iPhone from his pants pocket when he felt it vibrate. But when he looked at it, he had no new notifications. He put his iPhone back in his pocket, and it immediately vibrated with a new Facebook notification.

That's some freaky pocket precog.
pocket precog by MacDanny March 13, 2014

Preconditulation 

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.

Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.
In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"
Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.
He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precopupied

When a cop is already engaged in busting someone else and is therefore unavailable to bust you.
I whizzed by the speed trap at 90 mph with impunity, as all the available officers were precopupied writing tickets for other speeders.
Precopupied by MPG$ January 6, 2009

preconceived 

(of an idea or opinion) formed before having the evidence for its truth or usefulness.
John: You can’t trust them because they’re not like you or me

Tim: that’s just a preconceived opinion
preconceived by YS_RD November 25, 2018
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