Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.

I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!

precognition by charlestan April 19, 2006

Precognition

Knows some shit, about some shit, that ain't happen yet.

Ty's precognition kicked in after he forgot to pull out. There was gonna be a baby on the way.

Precognition by EZMack22 March 25, 2026

Anal Precognition 

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

Anal Precognition by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

nod of recognition

Harley Riders & Jeep drivers do this. Just a little nod to acknowledge one another.

I've seen the nod of recognition many a time whilst in traffic. Pretty cool!

nod of recognition by Starchylde June 4, 2016

Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precocknition by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

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