Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.

I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!

by charlestan April 19, 2006

Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

nod of recognition

Harley Riders & Jeep drivers do this. Just a little nod to acknowledge one another.

I've seen the nod of recognition many a time whilst in traffic. Pretty cool!

by Starchylde June 4, 2016

Precocknition

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Precocknition

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.

"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"

by Tyler "daylight lantern" Johnson April 24, 2008