pre-bitch 

To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.

He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.

pre-bitch by Shhhammo September 6, 2009

Pre-Bitching 

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

Pre-Bitching by Heavee K April 24, 2019

Prebitching

The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations

Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"

Prebitching by fuckinashley November 24, 2017

Prebitchament 

A difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing predicament involving a bitchy female.

Bill: Damn, man. My girl found my Girls Gone Wild stash and is threatening to break up with me if I don't trash it. I spend hundreds on that stash.

Phil: Sounds like a prebitchament!

Prebitchament by Trevor Lloyd October 2, 2007

prebitch 

To complain about something long before it happens.

My wife started to prebitch before I even left to go to the bar.

prebitch by craized October 3, 2008

Prebitch 

(inf) uses: prebitching, prebitch, prebitched. To complain about a device or service when the device is announced but long before it is actually released. Seen in the gadget world frequently when devices' functions are announced but a prototype or working model is still a year away.
Any announcement on a blog of a new device will be followed by a wave of commentary prebitching about said device. Common examples will start with, "I haven't held this product in my hands, but right off the bat..."

When the new Zune was announced all the apple fanbois came out to Engadget to prebitch the specs.

Prebitch by r.a-c.r. December 20, 2007

Prebitching

Pronounced PREHbitching, it refers to the fight we have in our head with someone while mulling over some preceding incident, in preparation for an approaching argument.

After she told me to leave his apartment, I started prebitching on my way to the car, since I'd have to see her in class the next day.

Prebitching by Smug Ant October 27, 2009