Pre-Bitching 

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

Pre-Bitching by Heavee K April 24, 2019

Prebitching

The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations

Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"

Prebitching by fuckinashley November 24, 2017

Prebitching

Pronounced PREHbitching, it refers to the fight we have in our head with someone while mulling over some preceding incident, in preparation for an approaching argument.

After she told me to leave his apartment, I started prebitching on my way to the car, since I'd have to see her in class the next day.

Prebitching by Smug Ant October 27, 2009