Prebitching

The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations

Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"

by fuckinashley November 24, 2017

Prebitching

Pronounced PREHbitching, it refers to the fight we have in our head with someone while mulling over some preceding incident, in preparation for an approaching argument.

After she told me to leave his apartment, I started prebitching on my way to the car, since I'd have to see her in class the next day.

by Smug Ant October 27, 2009

Pritching

The act of taking 13 horse dicks two elephant dicks and a blue whale penis up the ass and still having room for more.

Holy shit that fag over there is probably amazing at pritching.

by zzPRITCHardedz September 10, 2010

Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

Rebitching

The art of bitching about others bitches.

I was bitching on facebook and some tool started rebitching about my bitch.

by rantillian August 16, 2015

Rebitching

After a fight with someone, we always think of all the things we SHOULD have said to REALLY get even. Pronounced REHbitching.

After having it out with my dad over the speeding ticket and all his hypocrisy, I went to my room, and began rebitching all the wittiest comebacks and arguments that would have won me the fight.

by Smug Ant October 27, 2009