1. v. to evaluate someone's body type,
hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their
bodies 2. n. a
beauty-obsessed necrophile
"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"
Don't pfaster me, you
freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"
Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"