A pragmartist is a rare breed of individual who lives at the intersection of practicality and artistry, much like a unicorn that knows how to do taxes. They are the kind of people who can somehow turn a chaotic, cluttered desk into a Pinterest-worthy workspace with nothing but a couple of binder clips and sheer willpower. Imagine someone who decides to color-code their entire life for efficiency but does so using only hand-mixed, artisanal watercolors.
For example, when faced with the mundane task of meal prep for the week, a pragmartist doesn't just chop vegetables and cook rice; they turn their refrigerator into a masterpiece of nutritional value and visual appeal, where every container is both a feast for the eyes and the body. It’s like if Bob Ross and Martha Stewart had a love child who was really into meal planning.
Or consider the act of gift wrapping. The pragmartist shuns store-bought paper in favor of creating their own out of recycled materials, each gift a work of art that screams, "I care about you and the planet, but also, I'm very good with a glue gun."
In essence, a pragmartist makes life a little more beautiful and a lot more functional, proving that yes, you can indeed have your cake, decorate it with exquisite, edible flowers, and eat it too, all while making sure it’s perfectly balanced for your macros.
For example, when faced with the mundane task of meal prep for the week, a pragmartist doesn't just chop vegetables and cook rice; they turn their refrigerator into a masterpiece of nutritional value and visual appeal, where every container is both a feast for the eyes and the body. It’s like if Bob Ross and Martha Stewart had a love child who was really into meal planning.
Or consider the act of gift wrapping. The pragmartist shuns store-bought paper in favor of creating their own out of recycled materials, each gift a work of art that screams, "I care about you and the planet, but also, I'm very good with a glue gun."
In essence, a pragmartist makes life a little more beautiful and a lot more functional, proving that yes, you can indeed have your cake, decorate it with exquisite, edible flowers, and eat it too, all while making sure it’s perfectly balanced for your macros.
Look at that bookshelf - both colour coded and organised by genre! Must be the work of a pragmartist.
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Unlike Jim, who lives with his mother and debates people on Discord, I am a pragmatist. I believe doing things in the actual world will lead to my happiness.
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John told his friends he was a pragmatist, Really he was just to ashamed to say he supported the torrie party
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Conor: Russia are awesome! They should win Euro 2008! (beams with hopeful excitement)
Richard: Nah, Germany will win it (drones with hopeless resignation)
Conor: DAMN YOUR PRAGMATISM! (pops a cap in Richad's ass)
Richard: Nah, Germany will win it (drones with hopeless resignation)
Conor: DAMN YOUR PRAGMATISM! (pops a cap in Richad's ass)
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Get the pragmatism mug.An individual who values creativity and pragmatism in daily life applies both to their style choices. They thrive on personal expression and use fashion to express that creativity. In equal measure, the CP desires functionality, a real practicality in how clothing works in their wardrobe. When creativity and pragmatism are in balance, they feel like themselves the most.
Person 1: Oh my gosh that chic lady walking down the street looks so chill yet refined.
Person 2: She must be a creative pragmatist.
Person 2: She must be a creative pragmatist.
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Pragmatism of Fallacies Example: A political campaign using the Bandwagon Fallacy ("Everyone is voting for Candidate A, join the winning team!") is employing the Pragmatism of Fallacies. They know it's not a logical argument about the candidate's merits, but they also know it works on human psychology to drive turnout and create momentum, so they use it as a calculated tool.
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Example: Believing in free will, despite philosophical debates about determinism, is Logical Pragmatism. The belief has immense practical consequences—it underpins our systems of law, morality, and personal motivation. Even if it's logically fuzzy, it's useful and thus, for a pragmatist, holds a form of validity that a perfectly logical but paralyzing belief in absolute determinism does not.
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