powerturd

To do a powerturd is to 1) strain so hard whilst trying to shit that your eyballs fall out 2) to spray diahorrea up your girlfriends left nostril whilst assuming the 69 position.

You just got powerturd

powerturd by PooMister November 15, 2010

Pickering Powerthrust 

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.

"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"

Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008

powertruff 

To powertruff is to engage or take part in profuse truffin'. Scholars argue that the average north-american powertruffer will truff for at least 1 hour. Anything less than this suggested time period would then be mere truffin', rather than powertruffin'. There's no shame in being just an average truffer, it takes dedication, time and practice to become skilled in this fine art.

Drunk friend 1: Yo fool, how long we been truffin' for?
Drunk friend 2: For sure at least 6 hours man, for sure.
Drunk friend 1: Dang. 6 hours? That's miles beyond the tentative time average suggested by faceless pseudo-experts on the internet! Yo, we powertruffin' dawg!
Drunk friend 2: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah, we fuckin are.

powertruff by Dirty Dam April 12, 2007

powertrip 

The rush one gets when he or she is promoted to a very high and authoritative position in a company's corporate hierarchy and eventually becomes an asshole.

"Watchout for the powertrip. Jack just got promoted as a corporate director for our firm"

powertrip by ShazzSpazz July 26, 2005

powerword 

Someone's real name posted on the internet for dramatic or privacy violating effect.

"You are quite the prolific furry artist, Examplename McCallister."

"Oh no! You just posted Furryfan1999's powerword!"

powerword by Spr0ingy August 5, 2007

powertard

A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born

"Dont be such a powertard all your life"
"Hey powertard, what time are we leaving?"

powertard by Kraken November 11, 2008

powerword 

The Powerword: Real Name is one of the most powerful spells in an internet wizard's arsenal. Most people believe that the relative anonymity of the net allows them to indulge their most perverted and unacceptable desires without consequence. However, since these same people are not elite hackers who have taken Computer Science III, they don't realize how easy it is for a highly motivated team of Hackers on Steroids, like for instance Anonymous, GNAA or Bantown, to track down their dox and reveal all to the world.

Revealing to your victim that you know their Powerword: Real Name will cause them to panic, as they suddenly confront the possibility that their Furaffinity posts or the Eagle-Fox hybrid voraphile porn on their DeviantART account could be seen by potential employers. Their typical reaction will be to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING - fortunately, most good trolls take screenshots.

The name is fashioned after D&D, where several high-level magic-user spells are called "Power Words" because they cause a given effect with just a single word (power word kill being the most 1337.)

According to the secret policy document owned by LJ Abuse, but not the actual LJ TOS, using a person's real name on LJ is a suspendable offense.

Of course, this only works if their real name is genuine and not a clever decoy.

-using their handle
Wow, SexySherilyn17F, you certainly are fucked up.
-to using their real name (powerword)
Wow, Tony Sidaway, you certainly are fucked up.

powerword by PW070 January 7, 2018