(aka "the dreaded POKEthrough")
The unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the
toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your anus.
Causes are, but not limited to, the following;
1.Inferior
toilet paper
2.Excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o
inferior toilet
paper
3.Not "doubling-up" the paper prior to
wiping
4.Having a longer "middle finger" or using
it for the "dig"
5.Softer than expected feces, resistance
isn't there
6."Wetter" than expected feces, absorbed by
toilet paper~regardless of quality.
Dampened toilet paper is compromised
toilet paper~it's that simple.
7.Spicy food/itch. Causes 5&6 AND the anal
itch caused by spicy food can result in
more than one poke-through per sit-down.
POKEthrough Dude, who bought this shitty
tp~I can SEE through the stuff! Oh well, here goes...Ahhhh
FUCK~another nasty POKEthrough! Shit, it's under my fingernail and
everything!?!?!