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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017
Pickering Powerthrust
During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.
"Woah, my ass hurts today."
"Why's that?"
"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
"Why's that?"
"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008
Powerwash
Sheila had spaghetti sauce on her chin before we went to bed, so I spent a full 30 seconds powerwashing it off her face with my dick. I was able to piss on every one of her teeth too.
Powerwash - The act of pissing in a guy/girls face and mouth for pleasure. A proper amount of pressure needs to be applied and the urinating party needs to utilize a full supply of their bladder.
Powerwash by Powerwasher October 6, 2021
Detroit Powerwash
The act in which a person waits until they have to urinate real bad and then proceed to give a man or woman anal sex. During the sexual intercourse, the person giving anal pees in the rcipienbt's butthole up until right before they involuntarily poop it back out with such force that it resembles the water stream that comes out of a powerwasher.
Detroit Powerwash by Arty1976 November 6, 2016
Tennessee Powerhouse
1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!
Tennessee Powerhouse by Teabag Tipton April 9, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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