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V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"
"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."
by Teabag Tipton October 17, 2008
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1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!
by Teabag Tipton April 1, 2007
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