poten

Poten is a small male with big booty. It often takes a long time for poten's to hit puberty, but somehow his ass keeps growing. Poten is often sexually awkward, he thinks that sex is not something good its more gross. He is a type of 40 year old virgin.

Oh look at that virgin he is such a poten!

by vart går ragga! March 28, 2019

Poten' Oil

strong (potent) Houston drink made from prescription cough syrup (and therefore thick like oil) also called drank or sizzurp

"Smilin', showin' off my diamonds sippin' on some poten' oil" ~Paul Wall

by Jason Law August 9, 2006

Potential Victim

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".

"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."

by kngcn August 20, 2012

Poen

When a sleepy guy or girl gets in the mood, they commonly type poen.

They might try to find porn - and fail. Could possibly be you - who got curious when they saw the link.

Lol, I am so horny. I need to watch some poen.

by The Secret Riddle April 23, 2012

Potangular

having a more potato shaped head than the rest of the world.

mike "your head is shaped like a potato"
kelly "everyone's is"
mike "yeah, but yours is more POTANGULAR"

by Katie B... June 18, 2008

potentidate

Someone you're interested in dating.

Someone who has potential for being in a relationship with you.

"What do you think about J?"

"He's definitely a potentidate!"

by bdazzle August 1, 2013

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017