Urban Dictionary: Poen

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When a sleepy guy or girl gets in the mood, they commonly type poen.

They might try to find porn - and fail. Could possibly be you - who got curious when they saw the link.

Lol, I am so horny. I need to watch some poen.

by The Secret Riddle February 19, 2012

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Poen

Something you type in when you are really tired but still want to masturbate, so you accidentally hit "e" instead of "r".

Bro, the other day I accidentally typed in "poen" instead of "porn" cause i was so tired.

by vIncept May 15, 2018

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Poen

Poen in when, in a search bar you mean to type porn but you misspell it. Also confused with pirn, porb, and porm.

“Dude I was tryna watch some BBW but when I went in to type porn I typed poen instead.

by Hornet nigga laundry basket May 21, 2019

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poen

South African slang for female sex organ

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

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Poen

You tried to type in porn , but ended up misspelling it and now you're here, you horny shet .

"Yo, Dave , do you wanna watch some poen with me? Oh sorry, typo haha, porn**"
"Rob we're talking face-to-face "

by urmomstoes. July 02, 2020

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Adjective - South African slang for something that is of large quantity or immense magnitude.

Father: "How many wors rolls did you
make?"
Son: "Poen"

Father: "How is President Zuma?"
Son: "He is poen ugly"

by MrKMG May 02, 2017

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