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When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.

Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.

posterbation by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016

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Pasturbation

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

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postversation

When two or more people have a conversation on a facebook wall post or status, leaving a lot of notifications for the status posters and likers.

Ted: Jeez, i had 15 notifications after Todd and bill had a postversation. Made me feel popular...

Fred: Tough luck.

postversation by henjew September 15, 2010

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potservation

Obsevations one makes while H.A.F. (High as fuck)

The guy reading the book made the following potservation: ‘I can read words backwards faster than I thought’.

potservation by ABKT July 29, 2019

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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

Pastorbation by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

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Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

Rosterbation by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

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pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

pastorbation by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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