postmania 

the habitual posting of status messages on social media websites.

"My girlfriend suffers from Postmania."

postmania by muckraker40 January 14, 2013

postmarital pussy pay 

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

postmarital pussy pay by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

Portmania

The description of obsession over Natalie Portman.

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."

Portmania by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

PokeManiac by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

Postman's Surprise by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

postmarital sex 

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)

Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.

postmarital sex by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011