I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.
I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
by Doghawk_ June 7, 2015
(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
by T-Dog Jenkins March 21, 2005
To Portman, is to immediately flip-flop on a position due to recently publicized circumstances pertaining to ones own life that contradict previous stance or opinion.
Congressman Kats, who formerly voted against Medical Marijuana pulled a Portman today and is now in favor of such reform after himself being fined for possession of a baggy of marijuana found during a traffic stop.
by TZUNAM1 March 16, 2013
1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
by Jedi421 January 7, 2009