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Possesed
Possesed by TheWorstIHaveEverBeen May 9, 2018
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self-possessed
Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".
The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."
self-possessed by HairBaron February 3, 2010
Possessed Shit
A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007
Possessed
Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
possessed
The original death metal band. Formed in San Francisco in 1983, known for popularizing the upside-down cross motif. Heavily influenced a lot of heavy metal bands inluding Slayer and Venom. Broke up in 1993.
Possessed
A member of the UK hip hop group "Rhyme Asylum".
He is most known for his participation in the 06 Jump Off "World Rap Championships", during which he and his partner "Whashisface" (AKA Reine) progressed through to the final stage in Los Vegas, but lost to Los Angeles rappers "Illmaculate" and "Thesaurus".
His verses have a reputation for outstanding lyrical content, creative wordplay and hard-hitting punchlines, a prime example of this being the song "Poisonous Penmanship" of the album "State Of Lunacy". Examples of his lyrical ability (though no single bar can do him justice) are:
"We unattractive ferocious creatures,
I got master degree burns After a heat stroke of genius,"
-Poison Penmanship (State Of Lunacy)
"Behead the king and the queen
Lootin Tutin Karmoons tomb on a get rich quick pyramid scheeme"
-Victory Speech (DUB)
"Rush the doors From dusk to dawn
My entourage plot on top of Scotland yard cause we above the law."
-Unreasonable ft Diabolic (State of Lunacy)
For further information, or to listen to his songs or buy his albums, visit Rhyme Asylum's myspace:
www.myspace.com/rhymeasylum
He is most known for his participation in the 06 Jump Off "World Rap Championships", during which he and his partner "Whashisface" (AKA Reine) progressed through to the final stage in Los Vegas, but lost to Los Angeles rappers "Illmaculate" and "Thesaurus".
His verses have a reputation for outstanding lyrical content, creative wordplay and hard-hitting punchlines, a prime example of this being the song "Poisonous Penmanship" of the album "State Of Lunacy". Examples of his lyrical ability (though no single bar can do him justice) are:
"We unattractive ferocious creatures,
I got master degree burns After a heat stroke of genius,"
-Poison Penmanship (State Of Lunacy)
"Behead the king and the queen
Lootin Tutin Karmoons tomb on a get rich quick pyramid scheeme"
-Victory Speech (DUB)
"Rush the doors From dusk to dawn
My entourage plot on top of Scotland yard cause we above the law."
-Unreasonable ft Diabolic (State of Lunacy)
For further information, or to listen to his songs or buy his albums, visit Rhyme Asylum's myspace:
www.myspace.com/rhymeasylum
Person 1 - Damn!
Person 2 - What's up?
Person 1 - Just Listening to Poison Penmanship, Possessed is a BEAST!
Person 2 - Hell yea
Person 2 - What's up?
Person 1 - Just Listening to Poison Penmanship, Possessed is a BEAST!
Person 2 - Hell yea
Possessed by Sick Rhymes June 5, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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