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self-possessed 

Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".
The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."
self-possessed by HairBaron February 3, 2010

Possessed Shit 

A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007

Possessed 

Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
Possessed by Hym Iam October 21, 2022

possessed 

The original death metal band. Formed in San Francisco in 1983, known for popularizing the upside-down cross motif. Heavily influenced a lot of heavy metal bands inluding Slayer and Venom. Broke up in 1993.
Possessed reinvented the metal genre.
possessed by matt January 25, 2005

Possessed 

A member of the UK hip hop group "Rhyme Asylum".

He is most known for his participation in the 06 Jump Off "World Rap Championships", during which he and his partner "Whashisface" (AKA Reine) progressed through to the final stage in Los Vegas, but lost to Los Angeles rappers "Illmaculate" and "Thesaurus".

His verses have a reputation for outstanding lyrical content, creative wordplay and hard-hitting punchlines, a prime example of this being the song "Poisonous Penmanship" of the album "State Of Lunacy". Examples of his lyrical ability (though no single bar can do him justice) are:

"We unattractive ferocious creatures,
I got master degree burns After a heat stroke of genius,"
-Poison Penmanship (State Of Lunacy)

"Behead the king and the queen
Lootin Tutin Karmoons tomb on a get rich quick pyramid scheeme"
-Victory Speech (DUB)

"Rush the doors From dusk to dawn
My entourage plot on top of Scotland yard cause we above the law."
-Unreasonable ft Diabolic (State of Lunacy)

For further information, or to listen to his songs or buy his albums, visit Rhyme Asylum's myspace:

www.myspace.com/rhymeasylum
Person 1 - Damn!
Person 2 - What's up?
Person 1 - Just Listening to Poison Penmanship, Possessed is a BEAST!
Person 2 - Hell yea
Possessed by Sick Rhymes June 5, 2009

Possessed Ghost 

A noun referring to a ghost that has become possessed by another ghost; a noun referring to a human that has become possessed by a ghost and/or a possessed ghost; an adjective used to describe a crazy person or one who is literally possessed, whether by a ghost or a possessed ghost.
Last night I saw a possessed ghost outside. It just stood stood there, flailing its head back and forth. At Walmart, I saw a possessed ghost that was throwing food all over the place. I think I am becoming a possessed ghost because I keep forgetting things and have been acting crazy lately.
Possessed Ghost by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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