HAFSNT's definitions

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

emammulate

The corollary of emasculation - when women are scoffed at or scorned for attempting to perform a manly task.

My bf emammulated me when he tried to stop me from using the chain saw just because I'm a woman. So I cut his dick off with it.

by HAFSNT June 27, 2021

Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"

by HAFSNT August 31, 2016

4-20

A month in 2020 that was the end of days, at the culmination of COVID-19. Last act of humanity was the April Fool joke by US government that marijuana cures the corona virus.

Me: I can’t wait for 4-20! Imma smoke me a fatty and cure the pandemic!
Virus: Yes, that is going to happen! Mind if I take the first hit?

by HAFSNT March 22, 2020

trainsitioning

How to make it through gender reassignment without going batshit crazy.

I got a new job training people to make it through gender reassignment. I call it trainsitioning.

by HAFSNT March 17, 2023

Ride Captain Ride

A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.

Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"

Anal Emma: "Why?"

Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."

by HAFSNT December 9, 2012

possesed

Wholly consumed by evil and in its grip.

Guys hate breakups because they are possessive. Girls don't care because they're possesed.

by HAFSNT August 29, 2017