pornoku

"Pornoku" or in its former name - "Pornuku", is a magazine invented by three israelis which includes "Sudoku" puzzles along with pornography. It is widely known in Israel.

Chum A: Did you see the new sudoku magazine?
Chum B: Did YOU see the new pornoku magazine?

by Yakir Dorani May 9, 2006

pornotube

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.

Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?

by why hello July 4, 2007

Pornocular Syndrome

When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.

Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.

by Dhoch March 9, 2008

Poonoku

The act of pooping and peeing at the same time

Joey: "Yo davis what is taking you so long in there!?"
Davis: "Hold on dude I'm taking a huge poonoku."
Joey: "Oh, gotcha."

by JoeDaves January 6, 2010

pornous

A phrase or sentence which, when taken out of context, has an alternative, sex-related meaning.

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"That sounded pornous!"

by Tariq R February 4, 2008

pornounce

a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is

man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.

by Mnc & Lr September 11, 2007

pornotube

A very lame site with videos that aren't streamed even after hours, too many lags, low-quality videos of lonely attention whores who masturbate themselves for fun.

A waste of time compared to youtube.

Pornotube is the worst site ever created.

by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007