Poonoku

The act of pooping and peeing at the same time

Joey: "Yo davis what is taking you so long in there!?"
Davis: "Hold on dude I'm taking a huge poonoku."
Joey: "Oh, gotcha."

by JoeDaves January 6, 2010

poodoku

The act of playing sudoku while taking a poop.

You've been in there 35 minutes and I haven't heard the toilet flush. Are you playing poodoku?

by Smithers the Cat January 6, 2009

Poonok

1. The lifestyle of which you love to spend time taking shits and having a lazy lifestyle.

2. Down to earth, while enjoying a bit of twisted humor.

3. Also used to describe poon is ok.

4. Can be used to add emphasis.

Don't be like that poonok guy.
We all know that this shit is Poonok.
That guy is really good poontank.
Gays don't understand poonok.

by poonok May 28, 2008

pornoku

"Pornoku" or in its former name - "Pornuku", is a magazine invented by three israelis which includes "Sudoku" puzzles along with pornography. It is widely known in Israel.

Chum A: Did you see the new sudoku magazine?
Chum B: Did YOU see the new pornoku magazine?

by Yakir Dorani May 9, 2006

poonounce

When you walk into a room and fart loudly to announce your presence.

Well we know Baylee is here.. I could hear her poonounce her arrival from down the hall.

by Robotninja87 March 18, 2017

poodoku

(n) The act of working a Sudoku puzzle while using the facilities.

Nothing beats a good poodoku a few hours after lunch.

by Puzz L. Master December 31, 2008

Poodoku

Playing sudoku when sitting on the toilet

Are you playing Poodoku in the next stall?

by pprabs February 29, 2020