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The act of pooping and peeing at the same time
Joey: "Yo davis what is taking you so long in there!?"
Davis: "Hold on dude I'm taking a huge poonoku."
Joey: "Oh, gotcha."
Poonoku by JoeDaves January 6, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of playing sudoku while taking a poop.
You've been in there 35 minutes and I haven't heard the toilet flush. Are you playing poodoku?
poodoku by Smithers the Cat January 6, 2009
Related Words
1. The lifestyle of which you love to spend time taking shits and having a lazy lifestyle.

2. Down to earth, while enjoying a bit of twisted humor.

3. Also used to describe poon is ok.

4. Can be used to add emphasis.
Don't be like that poonok guy.
We all know that this shit is Poonok.
That guy is really good poontank.
Gays don't understand poonok.
Poonok by poonok May 28, 2008
"Pornoku" or in its former name - "Pornuku", is a magazine invented by three israelis which includes "Sudoku" puzzles along with pornography. It is widely known in Israel.
Chum A: Did you see the new sudoku magazine?
Chum B: Did YOU see the new pornoku magazine?
pornoku by Yakir Dorani May 9, 2006

poonounce 

When you walk into a room and fart loudly to announce your presence.
Well we know Baylee is here.. I could hear her poonounce her arrival from down the hall.
poonounce by Robotninja87 March 18, 2017
(n) The act of working a Sudoku puzzle while using the facilities.
Nothing beats a good poodoku a few hours after lunch.
poodoku by Puzz L. Master December 31, 2008
Playing sudoku when sitting on the toilet
Are you playing Poodoku in the next stall?
Poodoku by pprabs February 29, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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