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pornobyte 

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.
pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010
Refers to a girls perfectly shaped body. The moment men see her they do have 'a gun' in their pockets. The first thought that rises is "is she into the adult industry".

Girls often have to work real hard to get these pornbodies, once achieved they mostly live the rest of their lives for free.
guy 1 : hey did you spot that total bae over there, my pants are raging
guy 2 : oh boy, now that is a Pornbody!

Pornosynthesis 

The process of absorbing energy from porn.
Every normal teenage boy must get their energy through pornosynthesis, otherwise, they will wilt and die.
Pornosynthesis by Noodle of Death August 27, 2016

pornotype 

Someone who looks exactly like a famous celebrity, except he or she does porn for a living.
Holy shit that chick giving a BJ looks exactly like Megan Fox! She must be her pornotype!
pornotype by Newklear_Phil May 18, 2009

Pornolympics 

- a new genre of porn
- capturing accidentally or otherwise, erotic pictures of Olympians (Olympic athletes) during the Olympic Games.
Jack: Are you actually into sports or just pornolympics?
Pornolympics by Paga August 7, 2012