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When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it.
Man i bet you were pretty pornoid when your parents walked in on you huh?
Pornoid by BDel August 22, 2008
Words you can keep
1. massively horny and completely porned out in the head
2. wicked, fucking cool
1. mate, i swear to you that massively hot bird I saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated pornoid delusions at its sickest.

2. buddy that's THE most pornoid bassline eva yo, keep cracking out the good shit brav.
pornoid by fc79 October 10, 2014
an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event
I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

pornoish 

Something that is similar and/or relating to pornographic material.
Simon was really in the mood to do something pornoish...
pornoish by SimOliLan June 18, 2006
someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular
Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.
pronoid by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004
Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.
That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!
Pronoid by Tursiop June 5, 2013
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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