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1. massively horny and completely porned out in the head
2. wicked, fucking cool
1. mate, i swear to you that massively hot bird I saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated pornoid delusions at its sickest.

2. buddy that's THE most pornoid bassline eva yo, keep cracking out the good shit brav.
pornoid by fc79 October 10, 2014
an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event
I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

pornoish 

Something that is similar and/or relating to pornographic material.
Simon was really in the mood to do something pornoish...
pornoish by SimOliLan June 18, 2006
someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular
Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.
pronoid by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004
Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.
That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!
Pronoid by Tursiop June 5, 2013
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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