pornig

slut whore prostitute

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by GANDON November 1, 2003

Pornicating

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Child Pornium

Cp, also know as Child Pornium has an atomic mass of 812. This mineral is the backbone of the Normacly civilization. Without Child Pornium collapse is immediate. Child Pornium launched an industrial revolution where mass-manufactured Child Porn became widespread to the Normalcians.

Keraunos: Well I'm, I'm, I guess I'm like bisexual because I'm attracted to some feminin males. (Talking about boys being the #1 Child Pornium)

by Mr. Furry December 1, 2022

Pornograffiti

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them

Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.

by twizee November 17, 2009