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porniest 

One who is overly obsessed with porn, where the person loses all contact with anything other than a magazine, video, or internet involving porn. Someone who would rather watch porn than do anything else.
Keller is the porniest guy I know look at his dvd collection.
porniest by Trea G. December 29, 2007
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The term became a synonym for the nation of Pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that Pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: Watching porn on the internet!

According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.

Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.
No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan - Fox News

Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!
Pornistan by Baumbart March 18, 2011
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Food pornist 

Foodie who takes pictures of food and displays it on Facebook or any other website for their friends to see and drool over.

Person who describes all their gourmet meals online for friends to envy and want to see.
Oh you are such a foodie and food pornist always posting your gourmet cooking on line for us to drool over.

Person who posts pictures of food or descriptions of food so good they are considered a food pornist.
A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".

Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.
Mods are asleep, post pornies!

OH MAN, TIME TO PISS OFF SOME BRONIES BY POSTING PORNIES!
Pornies by Zhs2 September 21, 2011
a person who is racist about the origin of the man and or woman in a porn video or against a type of porn such as anal,chubby,gang bang etc
Rob is pornist,he hates chubby midget gang bangs.
pornist by MOB Evilone February 22, 2005

Porngestic 

Knowing what a porn is from a rudeminetary description from a friend or collegue.
A: This is really embarrassing, but you know that porn where there'es two chicks wrestling-"

J: OMG, I fucking love that! And the winner fucks the loser with a strap-on! That's so porngestic!
Porngestic by Jadey&Ami May 20, 2011
Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.
My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.
Pornies by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014
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