Porngestic

Knowing what a porn is from a rudeminetary description from a friend or collegue.

A: This is really embarrassing, but you know that porn where there'es two chicks wrestling-"

J: OMG, I fucking love that! And the winner fucks the loser with a strap-on! That's so porngestic!

by Jadey&Ami May 20, 2011

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material

Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"

by bdub March 4, 2004

porntastic

Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.

"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"

by Jesse Gold April 10, 2006

pornastics

sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.

The young girl wants to be a porn star. Teach her all the pornastics.

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2010

porntastic

Normally pertaining to the female sex, an adjective that defines a person's sexuality, usually in a risque or porn-type way. Women who wear very short skirts with high heels and flaunt that they are doing so normally are defined as such. It is not always used as a derogatory word. Similar words are slut, ho, superfreak, whore, tramp.

That girl is porntastic.

by bswrchrd January 26, 2004

poonjestical

sexy in a slutty sort of way

"Look at Zachya in those fuck me boots. She's looking poonjestical tonight"

by Hambone March 31, 2005