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Pornies

A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".

Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.
Mods are asleep, post pornies!

OH MAN, TIME TO PISS OFF SOME BRONIES BY POSTING PORNIES!
by Zhs2 September 21, 2011
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Pornies

Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.
My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.
by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014
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Pornies

1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.
I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.
by The Mighty Z-Rex April 27, 2005
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pornesian parrapio

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo
by Yeetgang October 29, 2018
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owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"
by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
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Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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calm your ponies

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
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