Albert's definitions

buttiss

You buttiss!
Craig is the buttiss.

by Albert September 21, 2003

crikey

Australian exclamation equivalent to "WOW!"

Oh, crikey! Look at that king Croc!

by Albert February 14, 2004

superbowl snafu

The event during the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show in which Justin Timberlake removed the right side of Janet Jackson's top, revealing her breast.

CBS apologized for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's Superbowl Snafu.

by Albert February 14, 2004

dinglewhip

A hair poking out of a dingleberry. (see dingleberry).

When the dingleberry finally fell off of my cornhole, I realized that it had a dinglewhip.

by albert February 20, 2004

word to your mother

A nonsensical phrase used in 1990's hip-hop culture.

That's right, boyeeeeee, word to your mother!

by Albert February 15, 2004

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004