Pornathologist

A long-time porn enthusiast who keeps detailed notes of pages, timings and web addresses of notable scenes for future reference.

“What was the name of that one where they sat on each other’s faces at the very start?”
“No idea - you’ll need to ask the pornathologist”

by Shiftpatty November 23, 2024

Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Pornothologist

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.

Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.

by rediroma May 19, 2009

Pornothologist

A person who makes videos of birds having sex

Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.

by awmm January 17, 2017

pornithologist

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.

UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.

by Paw Paw Gumdrops May 25, 2018