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Pornythologist 

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.
David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.
I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.
Pornatoligist by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

pornithologist 

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...
pornithologist by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Pornothologist 

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.
Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.
Pornothologist by rediroma May 19, 2009

Pornothologist 

A person who makes videos of birds having sex
Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.
Pornothologist by awmm January 17, 2017

pornithologist 

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.
UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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