pornana 

A banana large enough, firm enough, and yellow enough, to warrant featuring in a full length pornographic film.

When I'm away from home, instead of a dildo, my girlfriend uses a pornana to get off.

pornana by Samwar May 29, 2008

pornanza 

A bonanza of porn.

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!

pornanza by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

pornanoia 

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

pornanoia by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

Pornanoid 

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

Pornanoid by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

porñata 

A piñata, but instead of being filled with candy, it is filled with porn.

For his birthday, Joe's friends got him a porñata because they knew how much he liked porn and hitting things with a bat.

porñata by MCGT August 1, 2009

Poonana

Polite way of talking to a little girl about her vagina, pussy.

Grown ups have Poontang. Little ones have Poonana

Did you wash your poonana good.

Poonana by Stimpy November 5, 2003

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

san pornando valley by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013