Stimpy's definitions

bumsweat

A slick buttcrack.

What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Eunich

Friggin OUCH!!!!!

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Poonana

Polite way of talking to a little girl about her vagina, pussy.

Grown ups have Poontang. Little ones have Poonana

Did you wash your poonana good.

by Stimpy November 5, 2003

shoots

slang for sure or ok

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots

by Stimpy May 13, 2005

left

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

kinfolk

People you get fed up with after about 5 minutes of conversation.

I was home for Christmas and it was such a relief when we left. I mean, I love em and all, but theres a reason I moved out...

by stimpy October 16, 2003