Pepsi

"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."

by stimpy October 16, 2003

kinfolk

People you get fed up with after about 5 minutes of conversation.

I was home for Christmas and it was such a relief when we left. I mean, I love em and all, but theres a reason I moved out...

by stimpy October 16, 2003

What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Polite way of talking to a little girl about her vagina, pussy.

Grown ups have Poontang. Little ones have Poonana

Did you wash your poonana good.

by Stimpy November 05, 2003

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

by stimpy October 16, 2003