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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
Related Words

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006
Polite way of talking to a little girl about her vagina, pussy.

Grown ups have Poontang. Little ones have Poonana
Did you wash your poonana good.
Poonana by Stimpy November 5, 2003

poonanay 

Hey YA! A v v. another name for vagina, a clean vagina
Want to suck my poonanay!?
poonanay by manda February 1, 2004

poopanardo 

A Poopanardo is when someone makes a mess but blames someone else for it.
Did you see the Poopanardo that Mike made of Laura's bathroom this morning?!?!
poopanardo by SB83 June 21, 2017