porkmotion 

The action of link sausage in a frying pan or hot dogs (brats) on a grill when they are turned or the pan is picked up and they all roll over...or roll too fast precariously close to the edge of a griddle or fire grate.

Time to turn your links, man. No problem, just watch as I gently tilt this pan to one side and porkmotion takes over.

porkmotion by sjbliv July 3, 2011

porkmotion 

The actual motion of a bunch of hot dogs, brats, or other pork-laden meats on a bbq grill or a frying pan when you are turning them or they get flipped in the pan and all roll together...generally in the same direction

Hey, it's time to turn those hot dogs or they're going to burn!
OK...check out the porkmotion when I tip the grill!

porkmotion by sjbliv November 22, 2011

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018

trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.

Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.

trine promotion by Nospinner November 16, 2011

Promotion Boner 

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

Promotion Boner by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

Mexican Promotion

An increase in responsibility or workload without an increase in pay.

I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."

Mexican Promotion by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010