Skip to main content

porkchop sandwich 

Euphemism for a sexual act involving a male is serviced by two women of different race by the act of thrusting his penis between the left and right facial cheeks of the women as they are on their knees "cheek to cheek."

Also a popular phrase uttered in a G. I. Joe Public Service Announcement.
Last night, I met a japenese chick and her mexican friend and I totally got a porkchop sandwich!
porkchop sandwich mug front
Get the porkchop sandwich mug.
See more merch

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.
Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

Porkchop Sandwiches

To leave an area expediently and with considerable haste.
Man, as soon as this meeting is through, its porkchop sandwiches for me.
Porkchop Sandwiches by Michael Oakes September 4, 2005

Pork Chop Sandwich 

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.
(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!
Pork Chop Sandwich by The Professor November 24, 2003

porkchop sandwiches

sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D
*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Pork Chop Sandwich 

Pork Chop Sandwich by Gi_Joe December 9, 2003

porkchop sandwiches

That's Right Billy, I'm Back And I Want YOUUUUUUU!
"Porkchop Sandwhiches!"
"My God That Smelt Good..."
*Weird Fireman Face*
porkchop sandwiches by Foxeh March 22, 2005