Definitions by SpookyTree

Blanco Nino 

1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

Blanco Nino by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Busridah

When a Jamaican man inexplicably appears at your bathroom window in order to deter you from experimenting with aerosol inhalants.

Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah. OH!

Busridah by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Holy Diver 

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

Holy Diver by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Rainbow in the Dark 

1) No sign of the morning coming
2) No sight of the day
3) Being left on your own

Hector: Yo man, the lightning always done bring me down.
Dio: You're a rainbow in the dark.

Rainbow in the Dark by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Dio 

Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.

See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark

Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?

Dio by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Last in Line 

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

Last in Line by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Lemmiwinks 

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom

The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!

All:
le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)

Lemmiwinks by SpookyTree April 14, 2004