SpookyTree's definitions

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Blanco Nino

1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Rainbow in the Dark

1) No sign of the morning coming
2) No sight of the day
3) Being left on your own

Hector: Yo man, the lightning always done bring me down.
Dio: You're a rainbow in the dark.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Freshen-Up

The gum that goes.......SQUIRT!

Young Boy: Did you see that new commercial for Freshen Up?

Younger Boy: Oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying "here it comes, here it comes…." ?

Young Boy: I hate you.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

The Stick

1) A device, either given or not, used for rescuing young boys who have fallen on one's ice lawn.
2) Strong Bad and The Cheat's most favorite meeting place/hangout.

Give him the stick....DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Busridah

When a Jamaican man inexplicably appears at your bathroom window in order to deter you from experimenting with aerosol inhalants.

Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah. OH!

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Dio

Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.

See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark

Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004