Big League Chew

Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.

When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew

by SpookyTree April 15, 2004

The Stick

1) A device, either given or not, used for rescuing young boys who have fallen on one's ice lawn.
2) Strong Bad and The Cheat's most favorite meeting place/hangout.

Give him the stick....DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

by SpookyTree April 15, 2004

Busridah

When a Jamaican man inexplicably appears at your bathroom window in order to deter you from experimenting with aerosol inhalants.

Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah. OH!

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Blanco Nino

1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Holy Diver

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Freshen-Up

The gum that goes.......SQUIRT!

Young Boy: Did you see that new commercial for Freshen Up?

Younger Boy: Oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying "here it comes, here it comes…." ?

Young Boy: I hate you.

by SpookyTree April 15, 2004

Dio

Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.

See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark

Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004