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porkenstein 

Someone who is clever, yet obese.
"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'
porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007
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porkenstein 

Usually a larger woman or man with distasteful looks. Fat and ugly.
*Facebook dating needs to stop showing me porkensteins!*

*Plenty of Fish is full of porkensteins*
porkenstein by Varvatos_Vex April 17, 2024

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.
Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.
poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

poopenstein 

A safe word to scream in a mild German accent; especially around children, as to avoid dropping an F-bomb.
Father stubs his toe on table while carrying roast beef tray to supper in front of family; bites lip, wants to yell a plentitude of four letter words, but taps into his European ancestors and and utters "poopenstein"
poopenstein by Russ Roon June 9, 2018

dorkenstein 

The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness.
Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! Head for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll dorkify us all!!
dorkenstein by bob882 July 5, 2004

punkenstein 

(punkemus maximus) a person who wont stop bothering
Erika your such a punkenstein
punkenstein by miguel romero July 26, 2006

Pornstein 

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.
Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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