porkenstein 

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

porkenstein 

Usually a larger woman or man with distasteful looks. Fat and ugly.

*Facebook dating needs to stop showing me porkensteins!*

*Plenty of Fish is full of porkensteins*

porkenstein by Varvatos_Vex April 17, 2024

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

poopenstein 

A safe word to scream in a mild German accent; especially around children, as to avoid dropping an F-bomb.

Father stubs his toe on table while carrying roast beef tray to supper in front of family; bites lip, wants to yell a plentitude of four letter words, but taps into his European ancestors and and utters "poopenstein"

poopenstein by Russ Roon June 9, 2018

dorkenstein 

The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness.

Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! Head for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll dorkify us all!!

dorkenstein by bob882 July 5, 2004

punkenstein 

(punkemus maximus) a person who wont stop bothering

Erika your such a punkenstein

punkenstein by miguel romero July 26, 2006

Pornstein 

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.

Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"

Pornstein by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016