Porbeaster 

A drunken effort to say “Happy Easter” by text. Thereafter used as an expression of drunkenness.

Dude, I’m so fucking Porbeastered! No way I can make church today.”

“Have you seen Matt? He’s totally Porbeastered!”

Porbeaster by Matty Cephus April 17, 2022

Problasterbating 

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

Problasterbating by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Probastermate 

-To use up time that should be used doing something productive by masterbating. Often done when homework or sleep are present.

Nahh man, I spent all night probastermateing!

Probastermate by TheSituation069 April 17, 2011

Porneatery 

When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.

Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.

Porneatery by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011

preasteregg 

An Easter Egg that occurs retroactively and unintentionally foreshadows where an actor (for example) will progress their career.

David Tennant's character walking in front of The Doctor Who Museum, in the TV series Blackpool (2004) is a preasteregg of him going on to portray the titular character of Doctor Who.

preasteregg by j@k3yboi January 3, 2024