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A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch
My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.
porchie by Jimmyjames27 May 19, 2014
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When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.
Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”
Porchie by Tim Boyle August 2, 2019

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.
Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.
porchehulu by Reno/flex September 24, 2016
Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!
Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
Porchea by Tramacat April 6, 2010
Porchia is very creative
porchia by Stylistpj March 13, 2017
1. Smoking weed on the porch or balcony.
2. The weed that you smoke on the porch.
"Hey man, are ya'll porchin tonight?"

"Yo, let's go smoke a bowl of porch."

weed, pot, marijuana, bud, joint, hash
porchin by ziggybig November 4, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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