porchin 

1. Smoking weed on the porch or balcony.
2. The weed that you smoke on the porch.

"Hey man, are ya'll porchin tonight?"

"Yo, let's go smoke a bowl of porch."

weed, pot, marijuana, bud, joint, hash

porchin by ziggybig November 4, 2009

porchin 

Sitting on the porch.

They are porchin in the heat.

porchin by ChiliYago February 25, 2004

Porchin' 

Porchin'

To be relaxing on a porch/veranda or similar with a view to the outdoors. Preferably with a beverage in hand

Look at that bloke Porchin' it in style on the FB Porchin' It group

Porchin' by Porch king January 24, 2019

Porchin' 

To be relaxing on a porch/veranda or similar with a view to the outdoors. Preferably with a beverage in hand

Look at that bloke porchin' in style in the FB Porchin' it group.

Porchin' by Porch king January 24, 2019

porchin' it

When you and your friends go to a friends house and sit on their front porch and smoke endless amounts of marijuana
:)

Steven:Hey dude what are you doin?
Ryan: Not much man just porchin' it.
Steven:Ah hell yeah? ill be there in a minute
Michael:im comin to nigga!

porchin' it by Steven O... September 12, 2006

pleasing porcine 

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011