Porche 

The way dummies type Porsche, a sports car manufacturer.

- I think I'm going to buy a Porche
- You should first try to spell it correctly...

Porche by lelu the only one April 5, 2008

Porche 

The way an Irish woman pronounces porch

Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?

# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf

Porche by 373johncon#uwc March 9, 2020

porche 

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

porche by sean February 27, 2005

Porche 

Overpriced ass dragger, Old man car.

Yo that kids cobra ate that weak ass porche for lunch!

Porche by porcheeater June 17, 2008

Porche 

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.

"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"

Porche by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022

Nick Porche 

Sad excuse for a human being.

Nobody wants to be Nick Porche.

Nick Porche by singingbanana May 2, 2011

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016