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to take a shiza poop, shit , crap ,turd nugget,katie Kurick,brownie,fudge dragon,meaty brown chud,
i took a poozaz on a swamp ninja
poozaz by luke strop April 11, 2008
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Combination of 1. Poo 2. Jizz 3. Pee
During anal penetration of the fecal wall, the male ejaculates and urinates inside the female's anus, whilst the female secretes poo.
-"OMG John jizzed and pissed up my bum and I shat too."
" Really? Jane... You two POOZZ? I'm jealous I've been trying to get Jim to do it too"

"I want to poozz with you"

"It takes two to poozz"
poozz by lapolooozzaa April 19, 2010
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poozaz • pooza • poogazm • Poozah • Poozalenda • poozaster • poozz • Poozza • Poozzle • poo nazi
1. A word used to describe a real annoying shithead

2. A word used when frustrated, and wanting to avoid swear word, with an extra "AH" pronounced on the end.
1. This guy stole my nail clippers. Whatta poozah.

2. *A little kid runs into a clown, who crashes into a t-shirt stand, which rolls down a hill, which triggers a button in a nucleur power plant, creating a chemical reaction, blowing up the world and killing everone except a laid-back man and a nun.*

Not want to act rude infront the the nun, the man needed a non-swear word to express his frustration concerning the incident.

Man: *sigh* "POOZAH!"
Poozah by Hannburger August 29, 2009
the orgasm like movement of your asshole when you really have to do a poo urgently.
Hey Jason, you look really flustered, whats up?

Man, I really have to find a toilet quickly, I'm having a poogazm
poogazm by Andrew cobbski October 20, 2008
The nasty shit that proceeds a night of drinking a massive amount of beer. A pure constant stream that makes your butt hole pucker, eyes burst open and wish your butt hole had a cork.
Hey dude, that wine last night gave me total pooza this morning. I haven't left the toilet for a good 15 mins.
Pooza by Cesar B. April 10, 2008
Russian slang for a big tummy, usually a beer belly.
I always tell my pregnant Russian bride, "Nice pooza!" and she laughs, a bit embarrassed.
Pooza by wykotized March 18, 2017
That owl is a pooza
pooza by allowl October 17, 2018
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