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The nasty shit that proceeds a night of drinking a massive amount of beer. A pure constant stream that makes your butt hole pucker, eyes burst open and wish your butt hole had a cork.
Hey dude, that wine last night gave me total pooza this morning. I haven't left the toilet for a good 15 mins.
Pooza by Cesar B. April 10, 2008
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Russian slang for a big tummy, usually a beer belly.
I always tell my pregnant Russian bride, "Nice pooza!" and she laughs, a bit embarrassed.
Pooza by wykotized March 18, 2017
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pooza by allowl October 17, 2018
the result when fecal matter, usually of human nature, is added to pizza.
It's simple, really: Poop + Pizza = Pooza.
"Last night Rachel made and entire large Pooza for dinner, and Jeff the whole thing."

"Wow! She must have busted out one massive turd to cover an entire large pizza."

"Yeah. Jeff was so stuffed afterwards he shit his pants and died of dysentery."
pooza by Spankreas November 29, 2006

ponza rotta 

italian food item, like a pizza folded over and deep fried...very tasty trademarked name from jimmys grotto in waukesha wi.
i ate a ponza rotta from jimmys grotto and it was awesome!
ponza rotta by balsey April 20, 2011

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
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Pat: "Hi Tiffany"
Tiffany: "Ew get away you Pat! Oh poodarn! I didn't mean to say that out loud!"
poodarn by dontfret March 26, 2011
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