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The nasty shit that proceeds a night of drinking a massive amount of beer. A pure constant stream that makes your butt hole pucker, eyes burst open and wish your butt hole had a cork.
Hey dude, that wine last night gave me total pooza this morning. I haven't left the toilet for a good 15 mins.
Pooza by Cesar B. April 10, 2008
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Russian slang for a big tummy, usually a beer belly.
I always tell my pregnant Russian bride, "Nice pooza!" and she laughs, a bit embarrassed.
Pooza by wykotized March 18, 2017
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That owl is a pooza
pooza by allowl October 17, 2018
the result when fecal matter, usually of human nature, is added to pizza.
It's simple, really: Poop + Pizza = Pooza.
"Last night Rachel made and entire large Pooza for dinner, and Jeff the whole thing."

"Wow! She must have busted out one massive turd to cover an entire large pizza."

"Yeah. Jeff was so stuffed afterwards he shit his pants and died of dysentery."
pooza by Spankreas November 29, 2006

ponza rotta 

italian food item, like a pizza folded over and deep fried...very tasty trademarked name from jimmys grotto in waukesha wi.
i ate a ponza rotta from jimmys grotto and it was awesome!
ponza rotta by balsey April 20, 2011

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
Something you say when something goes wrong. More intense version of darn it, dang it, crap, etc.
Pat: "Hi Tiffany"
Tiffany: "Ew get away you Pat! Oh poodarn! I didn't mean to say that out loud!"
poodarn by dontfret March 26, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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