A male who typically has a Mullet, Edgar, or Buzzcut.
They typically have English/Australian descent, and speak with an agressive/annoying child accent
They love to play Soccer and Australian Football.
They Typically rename themselves with an "-zza" suffix (For example: James > Jazza or Jezza / Barry > Bazza)
They Normally travel in packs of 4-9 (Also a group of Plozzas is called a Wave).
The more athletic cousin of the Eshay
Plozza1: Hazza, my footy team will thrash you on saturday.
an annoying australian teenager, usually pays footy, obnoxiously loud and is pretty facially deformed.
usually travels in packs
gives him and his buddies a suffix "-zza" at the end of their names, Ex: "tom." becomes "TOZZZZAAAAAAAππππππ£π£ππππππ"
watches superbowl in class, when they're australian.
average guy 1: *walking innocently down the side walk*
group of plozzas: *re arranges spinal cord like its lego*
plozza 1: RAAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE FOOTY
plozza 2: MY SNAPCSORE JUST WENT UP BY 2 π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€
Combination of 1. Poo 2. Jizz 3. Pee
During anal penetration of the fecal wall, the male ejaculates and urinates inside the female's anus, whilst the female secretes poo.
-"OMG John jizzed and pissed up my bum and I shat too."
" Really? Jane... You two POOZZ? I'm jealous I've beentrying to get Jim to do it too"
2. *A little kid runs into a clown, who crashes into a t-shirt stand, which rolls down a hill, which triggers a button in a nucleur power plant, creating a chemical reaction, blowing up the world and killing everone except a laid-back man and a nun.*
Not want to act rude infront the the nun, the man needed a non-swear word to express his frustration concerning the incident.