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Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”
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Among Us Potion

This potion was forged by the gods of among us but some bozo named N&A Productions drank it and had an overdose so now its just piss which has now ended up in the ocean
Did you drink the among us potion phil?
No N&A Productions did

Walking Potion 

A rather powerful alcoholic mix usually prepared before a long day out. Generally 10% sugar and 90% Whisky, it is prepared in a thermos for gradual consumption. Coined by comic book artist Brad Neely for the character Baby Cakes.
"Walking Potion: Ten parts sugar, nintey parts whisky!"
Walking Potion by Keeper Garrett April 16, 2009

among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.
"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"

grandma's heartbreaker potion 

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!
The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.
Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.
Pootin by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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