pootion 

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

pootion by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

Spaff Portion by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Among Us Potion

This potion was forged by the gods of among us but some bozo named N&A Productions drank it and had an overdose so now its just piss which has now ended up in the ocean

Did you drink the among us potion phil?
No N&A Productions did

Among Us Potion by Gfuel_Master123 May 3, 2021

Walking Potion 

A rather powerful alcoholic mix usually prepared before a long day out. Generally 10% sugar and 90% Whisky, it is prepared in a thermos for gradual consumption. Coined by comic book artist Brad Neely for the character Baby Cakes.

"Walking Potion: Ten parts sugar, nintey parts whisky!"

Walking Potion by Keeper Garrett April 16, 2009

among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.

"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"

among us potion by Succhiacazzi Parisi March 10, 2021

grandma's heartbreaker potion 

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.

Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!

grandma's heartbreaker potion by Grandma's Heartbreaker Potion May 24, 2021

Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

Pootin by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020