pootflap 

a sexual encounter of the 4th dimension. literally like a blowjob, but with an alien cowboy and some sweaty flaps.

Thomas: Hey I heard you got some pootflap last night!
Phillip: Hells Yeah I did!

pootflap by JJ Pooskwitch December 18, 2008

postflapmatic stress disorder 

n. Abbr. PFSD

A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.

"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."

postflapmatic stress disorder by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014

Poutflaps

Grotesque slang for particularly large labia majora.

She's got poutflaps.

Poutflaps by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009

poonflap 

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

poonflap by matt March 28, 2003

Pooflaps 

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

Pooflaps by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

Pooflap

Beauty Mark (big mole on butthole)

His pooflap is waving in the wind (flatulence)

Pooflap by officialpooflapper June 16, 2010

poonflap 

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...

Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.

poonflap by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003