pootflap

a sexual encounter of the 4th dimension. literally like a blowjob, but with an alien cowboy and some sweaty flaps.

Thomas: Hey I heard you got some pootflap last night!
Phillip: Hells Yeah I did!

by JJ Pooskwitch December 18, 2008

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postflapmatic stress disorder

n. Abbr. PFSD

A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.

"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."

by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014

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Poutflaps

Grotesque slang for particularly large labia majora.

She's got poutflaps.

by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009

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poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

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Pooflaps

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

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