pooressure 

Combination of the words poop and pressure. The feeling one gets when they need to lay a massive deuce. There a few levels of pooressure:

1) Lowest level of pooressure, slight abdominal pressure and slight pressure in lower back.

2) Pressure in lower back and abdomen intensifies, pressure in lower back starts spreading to areas closer to the rectum.

3) Pressure in lower back and abdomen turns into pain, prairie-dogging, turtling, or any other form of crowning may occur now.

4) Extreme stabbing pain in abdomen, lower back feels as if it is going to explode. Brown stains in underwear will occur if one does not relieve themselves now.

5) Highest level of pooressure. Pain becomes so excruciating that one is forced to empty their bowels into their pants. Hopefully, at least pooressure is relieved, if not, one is stuck with shit leaking down their pantsleg and annoying pooressure.

Did you see on TV, David Blaine had such bad pooressure from sitting in that bowl of water for so long, that he shat in it.

Uh oh, looks like the pooressure's coming on, soon i might be at level 2 pooressure.

pooressure by Jimlii February 20, 2011

Cheer Pressure 

: influence put on individuals by a person or persons to emphasize the positive aspects of a given topic to the point of excessive enthusiasm, or suppress any potential criticism.

: a subset of peer pressure that encourages people to ignore the flaws in something, often at the expense of progress.

Origin of Cheer Pressure

Hello Internet (a UK based podcast)

*Attributed to Brady Haran; tough as nails co-host of H.I and amateur flag critic.

Brody: That Elon Musk is having a right hard time getting SpaceX to self-land. He needs to pull it together man.

Person: You shouldn't talk bad about SpaceX Brody, you're a science person!

Brody: Yeah right, that's just cheer pressure. Come on man, you gotta be tough as tacks like me.

Cheer Pressure by TheDrukenScholar May 22, 2016

Apply Pressure 

to make it known you want somebody

if you want me , apply pressure.

Apply Pressure by BrooklynRoseee July 15, 2020

pressure 

When something or someone is the shit or "that person".

Louisiana slang

Kevin: " Oh that hoe pressure"
Jacob: "What you mean?"
Kevin: "She so fine, she can get some."

pressure by texasbahbi October 6, 2018

that pressure 

That bomb ass weed. Weed that will make you suffocate.

Socket: Aye bro you got that good shit.
Plug: Nigga I got that pressure.

that pressure by SamIamDamn November 21, 2017

Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

Poofesure 

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019